Just in case if you don't know, here is a rundown of the story - A poor farmboy finds a blue object with relations to a princess. Know what that means? It means that there is zero chance for Brisingr to ever be made into a movie, which I suppose is good so they can't ruin it.
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Two whole cities are cut out, at least six characters are gone and the worst part is that partway through the movie Eragon kills all the Ra'Zac like they were babies.
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As a huge series fan, I feel that they have smothered the original story is smelly sh*t and then spit on it. If you have read the book, here is my opinion of the movie. Certainly, they could have developed Brom more than they had, or gave some background on Eragon. The movie isn't that bad, it just suffers from a dull plotline and too much focus on random action, and not enough focus on the characters. I'm gonna split this review into two parts- the first for people who haven't read the book and the second for the people who have. The movie isn't that bad, it just suffers from a dull plotline and too much focus on random Oh. If you want to see why, rent it out, just make sure you have a back up video to stop yourself from destroying the television.
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I am not sure how to review this one without spoiling it, but it outright sucks. Chances are you could probably do better filming in your backyard with your flip phone (slight hyperbole). Why? Well, it's obvious isn't it? The Eragon film was just plain horrible. For those who do not read novels, I am sorry to say that you will never see Eldest in film form let alone Brisingr or the fourth in the cycle. However, in the third novel of the Inheritance Cycle, Brisingr, the plot begins to change. For those who Yes, the novel clearly was influenced by Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, even in the sequel, Eldest, it seems followed this influence.
Yes, the novel clearly was influenced by Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, even in the sequel, Eldest, it seems followed this influence. Ah, who am I kidding, this film was a nuclear bomb even before the monkey started writing the script. Yes, the book this film is based on is hardly original either, but if the plot and setting was changed, the cast replaced by talented acters, a good writer penned the film, the dialogue got changed (or removed entirely) and the special effects were taken out, then this film MAY have become an enjoyable Winter blockbuster. But the saddest thing about this film is that it could have been SO MUCH MORE. Seriously, you just want to scream at this film 'WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!'. The graphics are generic and more cheesy than a packet of Doritos. I'm definitely not saying that special effects should be valued over a good story (*cough* George Lucas *cough*) but in an alternate universe, if you could overlook the story and every other horrendous thing about this film the effects could make it worthwhile. Perhaps the one redeeming quality this film COULD have had is the effects.
Hearing generic-faced people utter generic lines such as 'we must destroy the empire!' and 'great power comes with great responsibility,' I found myself either laughing or sleeping throughout the whole movie. In fact, the acting is so bad it's funny.
Composed of a cast of mostly nobodies, Eragon excels at making you cringe at the God-awful acting. Even if you can get past the horrible dialogue and generic, recycled plot, the acting is horrendous too. It's as if Star Wars and Lord of the Rings had a son, but this son is an ugly, stupid, bastard child with brain damage and problems with interacting with other kids. It's as if the writer went into a DVD store and rented out every friggin' sci-fi and fantasy film on the shelf, before putting each film in a boiling cauldron and mixing it into something evil. Not only does it feel like it was written by a 2-year-old monkey, with horrible dialogue and bland, uninteresting characters, buit it also seems to enjoy stealing from every damn fantasy/sci-fi film out there. Not only does it feel like it was written by a 2-year-old monkey, with horrible dialogue and bland, uninteresting characters, buit it also seems 'This is the most original film ever made' would be something you would never hear about Eragon. 'This is the most original film ever made' would be something you would never hear about Eragon.
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